Wednesday, March 5, 2008

I turned the TV on...

Let's see what I learned on the news this morning, shall we?

- There is now a DNA test that tests for baldness
- Ipods are being blamed for an increase in violence (they came out around the same time there was a surge in violence)
- Huckabee is out, McCain is in (shudder)
- Billary made a comeback but Obama is still in the lead
- a 28 inch woman gave birth to an 8 inch baby

Do you really need to ask why I don't watch the news?

I, again, got up at half past stupid today in an attempt to save myself from the pain known as Daylight Saving Time.

I have pimple. :(


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